it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
foreskin is a definite game changer
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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