Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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