i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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