also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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