with your own penis?
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
"it" just moved
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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