I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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