I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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