And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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