Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
me + whiskey = a bad person
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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