I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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