you turned your livingroom into a bong?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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