i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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