Dual....:-)
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
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