She said her name was "party"
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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