You work out of a Hotel?
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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