How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
