Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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