This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Randomize
