I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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