We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
