oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
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