White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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