so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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