North Korea, Best Korea!
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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