I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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