The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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