You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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