I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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