I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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