it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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