They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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