It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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