Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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