Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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