I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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