Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Who wears a wallet chain?!
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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