what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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