It's Friday. Sex?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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