Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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