are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
The ass gains better be worth it
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