he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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