you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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