that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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