Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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