bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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