Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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