Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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