I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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