You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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