why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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