doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
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