oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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