just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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